Ahh, laziness. Will post the verra cute Simpsonized images you guys have shared with us tomorrow. For those of you who still haven’t sent yours in, whatcha waiting for? As for the follow up for my “The Best Misconception About Me and My Sex Life” post, that’d be... er, when I’m less idle, heh.
Now, Trollop and I are making our FAQ page (we need one, apparently :/) so if there’s something about me/Trollop/TBB that confuses you, now is the time to ask. *g* Post all the questions you want but be warned, we’ll only answer those that will make us look shiny and good. :P
I.e.: If you ask Trollop if she’s a crumple-horned-snorkack-worthy HP fan, she’ll answer YES when in truth she is still rereading HP5 and has yet to open HP7. For shame. I am appalled, deeply deeply, I tell you.
FOR THE LOVE OF YUMMY STUDMUFFINS, DO NOT ASK US QUESTIONS LIKE WHAT OUR FAVORITE COLOR IS. Please, *groan* not another reason for me to throttle Trollop. Think of something helpful. I.e.: “Who in Xenu’s pants is Tucker?” “What in pickling gherkin is BBC, and how can I join it?” “Yo, I emailed you. How come you haven’t replied yet, you snobby Bitches!?” “I wanna give you pritti and expensive gifts. Where should I send it?” “Harlot, did you really dump Brad Pitt for Raoul?” Sorta important thingys, ya know?
**Please don’t feel bad if we don’t answer all of your questions. There are a lot of things about our personal lives we’d rather not disclose here. I’m sure you guys understand. ;)