Saturday, August 25, 2007

FAQ me


Ahh, laziness. Will post the verra cute Simpsonized images you guys have shared with us tomorrow. For those of you who still haven’t sent yours in, whatcha waiting for? As for the follow up for my “The Best Misconception About Me and My Sex Life” post, that’d be... er, when I’m less idle, heh.

Now, Trollop and I are making our FAQ page (we need one, apparently :/) so if there’s something about me/Trollop/TBB that confuses you, now is the time to ask. *g* Post all the questions you want but be warned, we’ll only answer those that will make us look shiny and good. :P

I.e.: If you ask Trollop if she’s a crumple-horned-snorkack-worthy HP fan, she’ll answer YES when in truth she is still rereading HP5 and has yet to open HP7. For shame. I am appalled, deeply deeply, I tell you.

FOR THE LOVE OF YUMMY STUDMUFFINS, DO NOT ASK US QUESTIONS LIKE WHAT OUR FAVORITE COLOR IS. Please, *groan* not another reason for me to throttle Trollop. Think of something helpful. I.e.: “Who in Xenu’s pants is Tucker?” “What in pickling gherkin is BBC, and how can I join it?” “Yo, I emailed you. How come you haven’t replied yet, you snobby Bitches!?” “I wanna give you pritti and expensive gifts. Where should I send it?” “Harlot, did you really dump Brad Pitt for Raoul?” Sorta important thingys, ya know?

**Please don’t feel bad if we don’t answer all of your questions. There are a lot of things about our personal lives we’d rather not disclose here. I’m sure you guys understand. ;)

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19 comment(s):

Blogger Vanessa said...

What about "will you review my book?" For authors of course. Also, how TBB came into being. :)

8/25/2007 10:00:00 AM  

Blogger Pepper said...

I would like to know who Tucker is. (And if Raoul has any single brothers...)

8/25/2007 10:29:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Bitches, a FAQ page is a good idea. I also have the same question as Pepper about Raoul's brother. :P

Were I a new visitor, one of the first things I would ask is who is Tucker why would I vote for him? LOL

8/25/2007 10:49:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Who is that naked guy on the bed? He is gorgeous!

8/25/2007 10:50:00 AM  

Anonymous Babz said...

I totally burst out laughing when I saw the title for this post and the guy. God I love you bitches.

Question: I'd like to know what happened with the 'old' formation of TBB. There used to be 4 right? And then? Of course, feel free to be diplomatic and all, but I am a nosy nosy woman. ;)

8/25/2007 11:24:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Good idea! I'd like to see the all time must read book list of the BB. I have always loved your recommendations from chick lit to historical fiction to romance to non-fiction to comics? ;-)

Olly

8/25/2007 01:21:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it would be fun to learn a little more personal information. Like Trollop, what are you studying? Career asperations? Hopes and dreams? Etc...

8/25/2007 02:10:00 PM  

Anonymous Di said...

Trollop, are you going to run for office, if so, will you admit to reading romance novels publicly?

How long does it take you to write a post?

Do you have set days of the week for posting?

Harlot, do you really have a porn file, if so, how many pictures and videos does it contain?

8/25/2007 05:58:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

What are the books that expressly describe you best? That is, if you need someone to understand you and you can only express a side of you in book form.

Just me being curious, do you two fight? I see you two bitchin at each other but that's different. I find it funny and sweet. Someone does that for me and I wouldn't be without it.

8/26/2007 01:44:00 AM  

Blogger Jolie said...

I can't think of a good question now but I like the ones the others have asked.

I have a side question though: what is the next book for BBC? ;)

8/26/2007 02:12:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Plague Trollop. :P It's her turn to choose the next book selection.

8/26/2007 02:52:00 AM  

Anonymous donna said...

what % of frequent comments participants do you know or have you met in person?

who left the first comment ever? are they still around?

what's the purpose of the chat box?

8/26/2007 03:18:00 AM  

Anonymous muahaha said...

What's your signature dish? You know, that dish you make better than anyone else in the world and everyone loves.

8/26/2007 09:33:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Muahaha,

I'll give you Harlot's best recipe now so she doesn't have to go to ALL the trouble of writing it; I'm nice like that *g*

1 can of sweet corn
cheddar cheese (as much as you want)

Put corn in a plate and sprinkle cheese on top, then microwave.

It sounds quite complicated but I asure you its far easier than it looks!

Harlot can rectify the measurements for me LOL

8/26/2007 12:43:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

HAR HAR. Well, i'm not Vicious "i can cook anything" Trollop *hmph*--who, btw, is OBSESSED WITH "CRUST".

Corn with cheese is verra yummy, i tell you!!! :@

8/26/2007 01:02:00 PM  

Anonymous Huss said...

What song do you like to make out with?

What book have you re-read the most?

Which movie star do you closely resemble according to you and according to others?

What's your favorite underwear color and type? The one you'd rather go without than not have?

Ok...I'm all tapped out.

8/26/2007 02:57:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Trollop! Lol! You two ...

But she has a point Harlot dear. Microwaved corn from can cannot be possibly good (or edible) :-P

Olly

8/26/2007 06:39:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Yummy ... I love sweetcorn and chees on toast or in a toasted sandwhich or as a corn fritter. Just delish!
My FaQ question is whre do you get all those fantastic studmuffin pics from ... I wish to subscribe for life! I'd have those with corn and cheese anytime. Thankee.

8/26/2007 09:04:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Why did you delete/moderate a comment? Do you delete a comment?

8/31/2007 08:25:00 AM