Monday, December 17, 2007

She got the short end of those genes ACKKK

My BF and I have a new crush: Charlotte Casiraghi. Wow, is she GORGEOUS and a princess to boot. Bitch! LOL



I mentioned to the BF there was no way she could’ve turned out to be anything but, seeing who her mother and grandmother are, you know, good genes and all that. So he googled a pic of Rumer Willis for me and asked what happened to the “good” genes there:



I said there’s no way he could compare, this thing is obviously adopted and the secret daughter of a transvestite horse and an old shoe. And this is how she looks after—most probably—a gazillion surgeries, and an army of makeup artists and fashion consultants!

Really, how on earth did beautiful Demi Moore and sexy Bruce Willis create that?!?!!?

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8 comment(s):

Blogger Terri said...

Well HOT parents do not always mean a HOT kid and UGLY parents do not ALWAYS mean an UGLY kids.

12/17/2007 09:35:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she'll look great later...when she's finished growing up.

Shoshana

12/17/2007 11:18:00 AM  

Blogger Isabella said...

I've always thought Rumer looks a little odd. Sometimes I think it's her jaw but Demi has the same jaw.

I don't know... she's young still, and she's rich...

12/17/2007 03:38:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

It's the shape of her face, it's too long, when her jaw is very prominent.

How old is she? Maybe she'll grow out of it.

Olly

12/17/2007 05:29:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

Yikes, that poor girl got the worst of both parents, and there is much "worst" on either How pissed would you be if you had such hot parents and you looked like that? She might grow out of it.

12/17/2007 05:36:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

I agree with Terri. Prince Rainier isn't exactly handsome. :D

12/17/2007 08:59:00 PM  

Blogger Sarah McCarty said...

I think she looks a lot like her Mom and if she wasn't hiding her face through too long bangs and hunching, she'd probably have her mothers strong features and that make for good looks. She just needs her bone structure to refine with maturity

12/17/2007 11:49:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

I agree with Sarah, she looks like Demi. She has her mother's eyes, a pretty nice nose and lips. It's her chin that ruins it: it's Jay Leno huge. Other than that, her facial features are actually rather nice.

Recently I saw her with a pixie cut. A pixie cut is NOT good on someone with a heavy jaw, it makes their face look longer. She needs to get a really good stylist to find a style that works with her features.

12/18/2007 02:57:00 AM