Friday, January 11, 2008

The many faces of Casanova

I used to think our readers secretly despise Trollop that’s why they’re not showing themselves. I understand; she’s a bit despicable really. :/ It can’t possibly be me because, let’s face it, I’m uber adorable. But now—after only a teeny-tiny fraction of delurkees *sniff*—I’m beginning to think the real reason is because our readers are composed mostly of Nutella-covered hot men! *gasp* Could it be? *hand-on-mouth shock* *drools breathlessly*

Even as my mind begins to wonder a world full of such glorious creatures (oh so my fantasy!) for the sake of delurking, fine: I will TRY to keep my hands to myself and curb the desire to lick Nutella off of you. What say you?

I guess I just have to wait who is man enough to talk to me. ;)

Now, for those of you who have delurked, I thank you, my lovelies. In return for making my and Trollop’s day (also to encourage the other ladies and men lovers who have yet to say “hola hermosas”) here’s an abundance of eye candy. Do let me know which one makes you tingle from your scalp to your little toes. Enjoy... *g*

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22 comment(s):

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

I am speechless in the presence of such manliness.

(laughing my head off!)

OK OK ... I can't decide which one is the "manliest" but my favorite is the Casanova wearing blue-green silk thong with the U.S. flag on his left biceps. Growl!!

1/11/2008 09:51:00 AM  

Blogger Terri said...

You call that eye candy. That man is scary looks like some crazy man and obviously he is crazy for wearing that coke get up with the sailor hat. Looks MEAN to me.


1/11/2008 10:31:00 AM  

Blogger Mallie said...

wait wait wait.. what! this had better not be my prize for delurking because some of those pictures.... frankly disturbing! *giggles* I agree with Lollie. the absolute picture of 'manliness' *snorts*

Seriously, what kind of guy willingly lets other take pictures of him like that?! I know some girls are into it but... hmm..clearly it doesn't float my boat!

1/11/2008 11:03:00 AM  

Anonymous Ally said...

Please tell me this is not IT! not what we talked about Harlot.

Flashes of this "Casanova" dancing on "looking for some hot stuff baby this evening/ I need some hot stuff baby tonight...." while a blind photographer takes pictures of him. Very disturbing!

1/11/2008 11:35:00 AM  

Blogger Frank and Renee Rocco said...

Those have to be the tightest pants (can they be called that?) I've ever seen a man wear. Holy Hot Balls, they could very well have changed his religion. ;)

Thanks for the "meat", ladies.

1/11/2008 11:37:00 AM  

Blogger Kimberly Anne said...

This is my punishment for not delurking sooner, isn't it?


Have mercy, oh great ones! Once you unleash the brain maggots, they cannot be easily contained!

1/11/2008 11:41:00 AM  

Anonymous Decy said...

Alas, I feel Kimberly Anne's sentiments. I expected to be wowed by a very handsome man but ended up spraying coffee on my monitor.

I reckon my eyes will never be the same again!

1/11/2008 12:23:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Good lord, it feels like an attack on the brain.

LOL. I have to say it though, only a very self-confident person can wear those clothes... or mini-clothes.

Thanks for the laugh girls.

1/11/2008 01:19:00 PM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

Ha ha! God, that was good.

My only hope is this isn't the eye candy I've been waiting for *G*

1/11/2008 01:33:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

What? No one finds Casanova attractive?

And to think Trollop thought he's yummy and called him--and i quote--"my finger lickin' love property." :/

1/11/2008 03:41:00 PM  

Anonymous Carrie said...

*gasping for air* I think my favorite has to be the crotchless wrestling singlet...oh my god! The hilarity!

1/11/2008 05:20:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Oh geezus, my eyes, my eyes. I'm blind!!!!!!!!!

How dare thee call this eye candy?

1/11/2008 07:40:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

OMG these are funny. My fav is the blue and white number with the face maskish thing. Sick and wrong ladies.
Now you owe us some serious eye candy. Pretty pleeeeese? with sugar?

1/11/2008 10:34:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

OMG! I was suspecting you hated us for not commenting...but now you've done and confirmed it!

I think this might actually turned me off sexy pictures for a while. LOL.

Is this like dwarf thingy? Because well, I might have to look at it again to see the sexy in this.

1/12/2008 03:58:00 AM  

Anonymous shoshana said...

For the love of all that is nameless...why did this person disgrace himself so much?!

1/12/2008 03:59:00 AM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

Harlot, have mercy on my poor eyes!

1/12/2008 04:02:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

When I first saw this I thought Harlot was serious; she's always serious about her eye candy. I couldn't believe this came from her "porn folder" LOL I was going to call for a psyche consult.

1/12/2008 06:13:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh please, you covet his tiny knickers.

I think Casanova is charming in a gay-pornstar-wannabe-superhero way. And he made me laugh!

1/12/2008 06:29:00 PM  

Anonymous Di said...

Sweet lord. This man has stumpy arms, stumpy legs, stumpy ass. He's all-over stumpy. LMAO

He looks like he thinks he's so hot. "I'm dah man".

Too funny Harlot.

1/12/2008 06:44:00 PM  

Anonymous Kristy said...

Is this guy related to Mr. T?

1/12/2008 07:51:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

totally priceless! LOL!

1/13/2008 10:38:00 PM  

Anonymous Perskie said...

Ha! Thanks for the laugh.

1/15/2008 06:56:00 PM