First, Raooooul is my lover. Second, there is a part of me—and I don’t know how dominant that part might be—that craves constantly for Nutella. And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with spreading Nutella all over Raoul... and then licking it off of him. *sigh*
You’re probably thinking: What the fuck is she talking about? LOL. Well, you see... it’s World Nutella Day!!!*** Uh-mm. Didn’t even know there was such a thing (probably been too busy hogging it down to pay much attention to anything :/). In any case, I say:
Let’s all celebrate and unite, my beauties. Join us (come on *g*), make merry, say “Viva Nutella!” and clink our spoons together! Trollop and I are counting on you guys to share and post your favorite Nutella recipe—or, if you like, relieve your first experience with it—or an unforgettable story that involves Nutella licking! Teehee. :P It’s a wonderful day to dive in a chocolaty, hazelnuty, oh-so-orgasmic jar that is food for the Bitches: NUTELLA... NUTELLA... NUTELLA... *breathe* Oh, NU TE LLA... *sigh* What would the world be like without it? Unthinkable. Unacceptable. Ridiculously intolerable!!!
Here’s an example why the world needs Nutella (a little treat/suggestion for all of you Nutella lovers *wink*):
**For Twilight fans.
***Sara and Shelley: How come we weren’t asked to host as well? :( Is it because last time Trollop jumped into the Nutella River naked? Yes, I understand how wrong that was, but in her defense she swears she saw Pool Boy having a swim around the edge—even a stronger woman wouldn’t have resisted!