What would the world be like without Nutella?
About three things I am absolutely positive regarding Italy...**
First, Raooooul is my lover. Second, there is a part of me—and I don’t know how dominant that part might be—that craves constantly for Nutella. And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with spreading Nutella all over Raoul... and then licking it off of him. *sigh*
You’re probably thinking: What the fuck is she talking about? LOL. Well, you see... it’s World Nutella Day!!!*** Uh-mm. Didn’t even know there was such a thing (probably been too busy hogging it down to pay much attention to anything :/). In any case, I say:
Let’s all celebrate and unite, my beauties. Join us (come on *g*), make merry, say “Viva Nutella!” and clink our spoons together! Trollop and I are counting on you guys to share and post your favorite Nutella recipe—or, if you like, relieve your first experience with it—or an unforgettable story that involves Nutella licking! Teehee. :P It’s a wonderful day to dive in a chocolaty, hazelnuty, oh-so-orgasmic jar that is food for the Bitches: NUTELLA... NUTELLA... NUTELLA... *breathe* Oh, NU TE LLA... *sigh* What would the world be like without it? Unthinkable. Unacceptable. Ridiculously intolerable!!!
Here’s an example why the world needs Nutella (a little treat/suggestion for all of you Nutella lovers *wink*):
**For Twilight fans.
***Sara and Shelley: How come we weren’t asked to host as well? :( Is it because last time Trollop jumped into the Nutella River naked? Yes, I understand how wrong that was, but in her defense she swears she saw Pool Boy having a swim around the edge—even a stronger woman wouldn’t have resisted!
First, Raooooul is my lover. Second, there is a part of me—and I don’t know how dominant that part might be—that craves constantly for Nutella. And third, I am unconditionally and irrevocably in love with spreading Nutella all over Raoul... and then licking it off of him. *sigh*
You’re probably thinking: What the fuck is she talking about? LOL. Well, you see... it’s World Nutella Day!!!*** Uh-mm. Didn’t even know there was such a thing (probably been too busy hogging it down to pay much attention to anything :/). In any case, I say:
Let’s all celebrate and unite, my beauties. Join us (come on *g*), make merry, say “Viva Nutella!” and clink our spoons together! Trollop and I are counting on you guys to share and post your favorite Nutella recipe—or, if you like, relieve your first experience with it—or an unforgettable story that involves Nutella licking! Teehee. :P It’s a wonderful day to dive in a chocolaty, hazelnuty, oh-so-orgasmic jar that is food for the Bitches: NUTELLA... NUTELLA... NUTELLA... *breathe* Oh, NU TE LLA... *sigh* What would the world be like without it? Unthinkable. Unacceptable. Ridiculously intolerable!!!
Here’s an example why the world needs Nutella (a little treat/suggestion for all of you Nutella lovers *wink*):
**For Twilight fans.
***Sara and Shelley: How come we weren’t asked to host as well? :( Is it because last time Trollop jumped into the Nutella River naked? Yes, I understand how wrong that was, but in her defense she swears she saw Pool Boy having a swim around the edge—even a stronger woman wouldn’t have resisted!
Labels: fun and games, kinky lifestyle, nutella lovah
I didn't understand any of those words except NUTELLA, but the pictures are enough. I laughed out loud.
2/06/2007 02:22:00 PM
Oh god LOL I do this to my bf all the time. Cover him in nutella and lick him all up but after a bit he kind of complains I don't let him come until I've had all the nutella I can handle, and er that's usually a LOT *lol*
2/06/2007 02:27:00 PM
Ohgod, this brings too much memory i shouldn't be thinking about in the first place!! GRR Oh well, just for Nutella..
Babe, why don't you translate the comics for us?
2/06/2007 02:56:00 PM
You guys are my heroes!! Thanks for participating! I guess we'll have to ask you to help co-host next year!!
I'll translate for you - this made me laugh!! It reminded me of when I first got here and this guy made me say "Scopare" (to Fuck) without knowing what it meant.
**If I say Nutella, what do you say?
M: Ah, Nutella! Look, the other day I was here with my girlfriend...we were, um, we were fooling around...when at a certain point I told her:
M: Honey, listen...
W: Yes?
M: Would you do something for me?
W: Of course...what?
(Pushes head...SLAP!) :)
Man: What, are you crazy?
W: I told you, "Everything" but not that! That disgusts me, alright?
M: Then I got an idea..."Honey, look at what I have here!"
W: Wow! NUTELLA!
M: Since then, she's never stopped!
See? What kind of world would it be without Nutella? (Sara's note: this is the Italian slogan for Nutella)
M: Honey, enough, I have to go to the bathroom
W: Mmm...nooo!
2/06/2007 03:34:00 PM
Sara,
Thanks for that! I know i should learn Italian soon.. I mean i have to, for Raoul. ;P
Btw, you know, we'll hold you to your word--oh we will! :P We'd love to co-host and participate really. :) If Trollop tries to jump into Nutella River again, er, well.. i'll try to make her wear some swimsuit at least. :/
Scopare? WTF? LOL
2/06/2007 03:54:00 PM
OMG, how funny! LMAO
I'll get a good Nutella recipe and then I'll copy it here later. Thanks for the laugh ladies and Happy Nutella Day!
2/06/2007 03:59:00 PM
LOL! Loved it BBs! :D
Ok, I love cheesecake and found this:
Creamy Nutella Cheesecake recipe
Crust:
1 1/2 cups chocolate cookie crumbs
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1/2 cup melted butter
Filling:
24 ounces cream cheese, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 egg yolks
1 whole egg
1/2 cup milk
1 (13 ounce) jar Nutella
Heat oven to 350 degrees F.
In a small mixing bowl, combine crust ingredients. Pat into the bottom of springform pan and bake for 10 minutes.
In the bowl of a mixer, beat cream cheese, sugar, flour and vanilla extract until just combined. Add egg yolks and egg, beat on low until just combined. Add milk and Nutella and mix completely.
Pour filling into springform pan. Reduce oven temperature to 300 degrees F. Place springform pan on a deep cookie sheet and then place in oven. Create a water bath by adding water to the outer cookie sheet, just enough to fill the pan halfway up the side of the springform pan. This will help buffer the heat from the bottom of the oven.
Bake for 1 1/2 hours, or until center appears set when shaken lightly. Remove from water bath and cool on a wire rack. Remove cake from pan, cool, and store in the refrigerator.
Makes about 12 slices.
http://www.aaa-recipes.com/nutella/nutella80.html
2/06/2007 04:47:00 PM
Hahahaha....I like nutella but not as crazy about it as you girls. I like it in crepes with mangoes or strawberries.
2/06/2007 05:54:00 PM
LMAO! What would the world be without nutella? Less sweet.
Thanks for the laugh BBs. My bf will love this post so I emailed it to him. Now I wonder if he would give me a jar of nutella next time I see him. LOL!
2/06/2007 06:48:00 PM
Ok I just saw the translation. LOL. Thanks Ms. Adventures.
2/06/2007 06:51:00 PM
LOLOL! Poor guy, he needs a break. :P
I can't remember when I first had Nutella but I didn't like it that much. Then I discovered this blogand you girls kept mentioning how good Nutella is that I just had to try it again. Now I buy a jar once in a while. Sometimes to eat with fruits, sometimes to eat with the husband. Ahem. LOL!
2/06/2007 07:01:00 PM
Is this post sponsored by Nutella?
2/06/2007 07:36:00 PM
Ok, this one is pretty easy to make. For hot chocolate lovers:
Hot Nutella Cocoa
-Boil water in teapot.
-Using a12 ounce mug, scoop out approximately two tablespoons of Nutella from its jar. This is the tricky and sticky part. Use your fingers to get all the Nutella in the mug.
-Heat 8 ounces of milk in a microwave until hot, but not boiling.
-Pour about one third cup of boiling water into the mug. Stir very well as the Nutella does not melt easily. Add the very hot milk to the mug and continue stirring until all is blended.
Source:
http://www.recipegoldmine.com/nutella/nutella52.html
2/06/2007 07:46:00 PM
Loved the comics BBs, laughing out loud here!
I love pancakes or waffles with nutella. Better than any syrup there is.
There were a lot of companies that tried imitating nutella but no one made it as good as Ferrero. I once got a jar of vanilla looking cream with chocolate that tasted like shit! Nutella really is the best.
2/06/2007 07:51:00 PM
How funny! lol
My favorite thing to eat with nutella - waffles. YUM
2/06/2007 08:21:00 PM
Nutella and Peanut Butter sandwiches are yummy. And I substituted Nutella for PB in the PB cookies and it turned out okay. I liked it better after I added mint chocolate chips.
2/07/2007 01:27:00 AM
LOL. Happy Nutella Day indeed.
I agree with the Nutella and Peanut Butter combination. I don't like it as a sandwich though. Just give me a spoon and the two jars.
2/07/2007 02:50:00 AM
Nothing beats Nutella with vanilla ice cream. Sigh, heaven. I think if there is no Nutella in this world, more people will be more in a bad disposition. Try giving Nutella to a cranky person and even with his/her foul mood you'll get a smile. ;)
2/07/2007 03:18:00 AM
Harlot Harlot....what are you waiting for??Get on a plane and come to visit me here in Italy!!Can't promise you to take you to Raoul but George is my almost-neighbour!!
And here you can buy a 5kg Nutella jar!!!(LOVELY!!!)
2/07/2007 05:14:00 AM
Rebelheart, i'd love to! Oh if i can right now i will go!
Er, who's George?
2/07/2007 08:38:00 AM
What would the world be like without Nutella? Less kinky. LOL! And that's a terrible loss indeed!
I love nutella with pancakes and brownies. But my favorite: nutella with peanut butter.
2/07/2007 09:37:00 AM
You gals are spoiling the nutella with all that other food. I like it with a spoon (or a hot man) and that's it.
2/07/2007 01:56:00 PM
This makes me want to buy a jar and spend the whole day with the bf :p
I love ice cream crepes with nutella. Those are really delicious.
2/07/2007 02:26:00 PM
LOL, loved the comics!
2/07/2007 06:38:00 PM
ROTFL. This is hilarious. I loved it! I love nutella too and I eat it directly from the jar.
P.S. Who in heaven is 'Pool Boy'? Me thinks he is extremely hott.
2/11/2007 01:43:00 AM
What is Nutella?
What does it taste like?
How do you eat it (besides off a hot guy)? Is it like jam or something?
2/11/2007 10:28:00 PM
GWB, *gasp* you're fucking kidding, right? Nutella, mana from heaven really LOL.
Herer's their US website. ;)
2/12/2007 02:44:00 AM
I'm very serious when I say that I have never seen, let alone tasted the stuff.
It looks like chocolat frosting. That's a plus.
I just entered to win a years worth of the stuff so if I win it, you want me to ship it to you? LOL. Minus one jar so I can try it. I put down this site as how I heard about it so, maybe they will give you some jars as a thanks for whoring thier product :)
2/12/2007 09:22:00 PM
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