Thursday, January 5, 2006

Bitchin' News (01/05)

  • Dubai shut down on Thursday in preparation for the burial of Prime Minister Sheikh Maktoum Bin Rashid Al Maktoum who died in Australia on Wednesday.
  • An Italian court is tackling Jesus—and whether the Roman Catholic Church may be breaking the law by teaching that he existed 2,000 years ago. “I started this lawsuit because I wanted to deal the final blow against the Church, the bearer of obscurantism and regression,” Cascioli told Reuters. Cascioli says Righi, and by extension the whole Church, broke two Italian laws. The first is “Abuso di Credulita Popolare” (Abuse of Popular Belief) meant to protect people against being swindled or conned. The second crime, he says, is “Sostituzione di Persona” or impersonation. -Wow, this is both an interesting and disturbing article. I will be following this case and letting you know how things turn out. I find it amusing that a judge will be the one to decided whether Jesus lived (as the bible shows him) or is an imaginary character LOL. What next, a lawsuit against super heroes?
  • The 19-year-old Lindsay Lohan, who was hospitalized in Miami Monday after an asthma attack—blamed her problems on stress caused by her father, Hollywood and the breakup with her boyfriend, actor Wilmer Valderrama, the New York Post reported Wednesday. She admitted using drugs “a little” and said she suffered bulimia as recently as last May. -Oh, poor baby... poor little rich bitch. Are we supposed to feel sorry for her? Uhhh, no, I don’t think so! She’s beautiful, young and rich. The only real problem here is her lack of ability to use her brain!!!
  • At NBC network, the holiday alterations are more apparent. This evening, the freshman hit My Name is Earl returns and a sitcom called Four Kings debuts in a revamping of the night NBC once owned. Let us push past hype to behold the new four-stack. At 8, NBC has kicked out Joey and substituted Will & Grace. Four Kings follows at 8:30, then Earl at 9 and finally, The Office at 9:30 (ER stays at 10).

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1 comment(s):

Blogger Harlot said...

What is wrong with this Italian? Cannot get laid? Why don't he use his too many freaking free time doing charity works instead or improving civil and human rights. Jeez.. this is a joke. Not a funny one too.

1/05/2006 10:11:00 AM