Monday, May 15, 2006

Bitchin' News (05/15)

  • How about a little relaxation with your robbery? Burglar puts the touch on his victim: man ties up woman, takes cash, massages her shoulders.
  • Alligator that killed jogger is captured. A four-day hunt for an alligator that killed a jogger in Florida reached a grisly climax when trappers captured the reptile with the victim’s arms still in its stomach. -I just showed this to Harlot, and this is what that conceited, shallow bitch had to say: “I’d rather be shot or whacked in the head with a HUGE mallet than be eaten alive. Oh wait, NO! Forget the mallet, I want to die pretty!” Babe, we’re talking about dying here, not prom. I doubt looking pretty will be much help once you’re dead LOL.
  • Depp, Clooney, best at signing fan autographs. Many stars become bad signers once fame and fortune hits, but not Depp. He’s even signed autographs for crowds at the airport while carrying luggage. As for Clooney, he’ll joke as he signs, and make fun of how he looks in photos he’s handed to autograph. -How can anyone NOT love them? *sigh* Never been a threesome kind of person, but would surely love a Depp-Trollop-Clooney roll in the hay. *wink*
  • Religious row fuels global Da Vinci Code social phenomenon. As Christian churches launch theological attacks on the movie, Dan Brown’s best-selling novel is still flying off shelves and generating furious debate across the world as its opponents brand it blasphemous and even “satanic.” -Please, please, please get a fucking life, you religious freaks! I DO NOT WANT TO BE SAVED, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. Jesus, this stuff really gets to me. Can you tell? LOL
  • Pastor charged in spanking of girl claiming abuse. An Elgin pastor for two months regularly spanked a 13-year-old girl with a wooden stick to punish her for claiming she had been sexually abused by a relative. -Perhaps the religious freaks from above should be more concerned about stuff like this than a stupid movie or a Harry Potter book!
  • This week in entertainment. It’s now time to say goodbye to Will, Grace, Jack and Karen in a season finale full of turbo-charged repartee. Will & Grace is going off the air after 196 episodes. It seems like only yesterday they started insulting each other. (NBC, Thursday, 8 p.m.) -I will honestly miss this show, and all the laughter it’s brought into my otherwise boring Thursday nights. And so, all the reasons I used to glue myself in front of NBC’s “must watch TV” are now gone. “Seinfeld,” ”Friends” and now “Will & Grace.” Only “ER” is left, and gad, that’s become bad!


8 comment(s):

Anonymous Maili said...

Oh, lovely. I don't think I could get that image of the alligator and those arms out of my head for the rest of today. *shudder*

5/15/2006 12:34:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I cannot wait for DA VINCI CODE. But i heard the some poeple are trying to stop its showing here.. :(

I really hope they'll release it this Thursday. Will drag BF to see it on the first day, just in case they decide to cut the showing off. :P

5/15/2006 10:24:00 AM  

Anonymous mandy said...

Harlot! LOL LOL

Trollop, I too love Will and Grace. They will be missed. :(

5/15/2006 10:34:00 AM  

Blogger nica ha said...

couldn't believe the robbery and a massage, what's with that guy? lol and jeeze the arm in the alligator thing, that's just terrible.

i've got to agree about the Da Vinci Code part, these religios nut bags need to stop. America is supposed to be "the melting pot" and last time i checked the country wasn't declared a catholic country. they need to pay more attention to things like that poor abused girl being beaten some more when she was probably looking for help, than things like movies or books. i'm with Trollop that i don't want to be saved, i've known i'm going to hell a looooooong time ago and i'm happy about it! LOL!!!

5/15/2006 04:13:00 PM  

Blogger Angel Jamie said...

Trollop, Depp is mine! Hands off! LOL

5/15/2006 07:40:00 PM  

Anonymous Lanie said...

What cracks me up about this furore over the Da Vinci movie is that it is based on a FICTIONAL novel! It's all made up (and quite badly too, if you've read the book, Dan Brown made shonky and huge mistakes which totally threw me out of the book, but anyways...).

Why is the church angry over it? Don't they think that movie goers will realise that this is not REAL? How thick to they think we are? LOL. Obviously quite thick, if they have to put a freaking disclaimer at the start of the movie telling people it ain't real folks LOL.

And damn, sucks to be that jogger. That's why I don't exercise, it can kill you people! :P

5/16/2006 12:39:00 AM  

Anonymous Angela Low said...

Well said Lanie,
It is fiction people get over it.
I don't plan on seeing the movie, but would never think to tell someone else what they can and cannot see.

Gald, I don't jog and don't live in Florida. We have had a great many mountain lion sighting here in town lately. Jogger saw one just the other day.

5/16/2006 05:10:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read, When I Was Six, by George Harvey

5/16/2006 11:57:00 PM