Saturday, April 28, 2007

An act of charity

Ladies, it has come to my attention that this really fine looking man is in serious need of our help!



I’m sure you’ll all agree this guy is wet-your-knickers-hot and OMG what a body! YUMM. But, there is one big problem. *sigh* Every time I see/think of his name my mind conjures up the image of a toothless truck driver with a beer gut; not good, and definitely not sexy! I can’t even use him to treat myself like an amusement park because he truly does have the WORST name ever! I’m unable to concentrate when imagining having to utter the words “Rusty, oh, Rusty!” LOL.

I don’t get how anyone this gorgeous can go by the name Rusty Joiner. *cringe* The law shouldn’t even allow this! Legislators need to come up with a “Banned Names List For Hot Men.” Bud, Earl, Jimmy Don and Pervis** would definitely make the cut!





Anyway, while Harlot and I work on template changes (yes, Harlot, surprise surprise, we’re working on template again HURRAH!) I thought you lovely ladies could help us figure out a new name for Rusty who, in the mean time, will be called Eduardo Corrochio.*** So put on your thinking caps and let’s find Mr. Corrochio an unbelievably sexy name to go with his unbelievably sexy body. *wink*

**Feel free to add to the “Banned Names List For Hot Men.” *g*
***Eduardo Corrochio’s name surfaced on the TV program Seinfeld as Elaine Benes’s imaginary boyfriend in “The Good Samaritan.” Elaine pretended that she was dating a Spanish bullfighter to impress a married couple and make them think that she had a more exciting life than she actually did.

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28 comment(s):

Blogger Harlot said...

Rusty Joiner surely is a pornstar. Who the hell has a name like that? And i know this dude has a fab body but this guy is NOT hotter than Johnny Depp.

Oh what happened to Inamol? *snicker* I thought we're calling him Inamol LOL. Honestly babe, it sounds like what you use to clean your toilet with!

4/28/2007 07:52:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

It wasn't INAMOL and you know it! It was IMANOL. And that's a sexy Spanish name! *grrr*

4/28/2007 07:55:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Yeah, yeah.. Inamol Imanol Mamacol... Honestly, he might as well be pictured hanging from a candelabra because that's as stupid as "Rusty Joiner"!

4/28/2007 08:11:00 AM  

Blogger Jordis said...

What about Constantino Llamas? hehe

I have no idea who this is but he is hot! I love the name Eduardo. It reminds me of hot gardeners. :P

4/28/2007 09:22:00 AM  

Blogger Polly King said...

LOL! You bitches crack me up.

I always hated the name Beau. Willie makes me snigger, Dwayne too, LOL. I know this guy from work who is a nice man but his name always makes me smile - Dwayne Cliff Fisher.

4/28/2007 09:49:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Rusty Joiner? Is that his real name? OMG LOL

Not trying to offend anyone but I think Benjie is a stupid name. And I agree with Polly about Cliff or Clifford. It sounds weird, like Cliff Hanger! LOL

4/28/2007 03:37:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Oh I know this guy. Isn't he a pornstar? LOL Pornstar or not, he's hot! I vote for Eduardo :D or Sergio! LOL

4/28/2007 05:35:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

I think this guy is hot and what a fabulous body! But his name, LOL. If I read his name somewhere, even with his pics included, I'll laugh and think he's pulling my leg!

Why don't we call him John Reagan? Or maybe Phillipo Husto :P

4/28/2007 05:57:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

How funny! Trollop I love this post. LOL

Maybe we can call him Fernando? :D

I can see you ladies already changed your template. Different, but I actually think it's good ;)

4/28/2007 06:04:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...

Phillipo Husto?

LOL!

4/28/2007 06:05:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

This guy looks like a swimmer.What about Nemo Shagwell?

4/28/2007 06:11:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

I can see the blog has a fresh look. ;)

This guy is hot Trollop. I don't mind if he is a pornstar, he's yummy. But you're right, we have to replace his name!

I like Eduardo, he looks like an Eduardo to me, LOL.

4/28/2007 06:52:00 PM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

Eduardo Corrochio. LOL

Rusty or Eduardo, he's a hottie.

4/28/2007 07:18:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

Rusty Joiner lmao

I think Ricardo suits him. Ricardo Jabali. Lol, he's hot!

4/28/2007 08:17:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

Rusty Joiner does sound like a bad joke.

I'm suggesting Dean, as in Dean Robillard. I'm pretty sure Hotmamma will back me up on this ;)

4/28/2007 09:54:00 PM  

Blogger Aradia said...

Matt or Dean. He sure looks like a hot surfer with that hot body and that bed-head hair. what a hair! Eduardo is nice too, but we have a tendency to shorten it to Eddie, and he is no Eddie, girls! ;)

4/29/2007 12:00:00 AM  

Anonymous Hotmama said...

I'm here to nix those porn-star rumors. :o

Dean Robbillard. Have the Bookbitches read NATURAL BORN CHARMER yet? RJ is an 80% match for SEP's descriptions of Darlin' Dean :D

4/29/2007 01:43:00 AM  

Anonymous hotmama said...

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p320/tami61/rj9cs11.jpg

4/29/2007 01:54:00 AM  

Anonymous hotmama said...

Sorry, that didn't work :(

4/29/2007 01:58:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Girls, what have you done with your template? Lol, I think it's a nice change.

Anyway, Hugo... definitely Hugo ;)

4/29/2007 02:08:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Ricardo Jabali. Lmao! You girls are hilarious!

4/29/2007 02:10:00 AM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

I am so in love with Jensen Ackles that any mention of the name Dean reminds me of him.

I second Petra's suggestion: Fernando. It sounds ... macho :D

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando... LOL!

4/29/2007 02:20:00 AM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Love the colours in the new template ladies.
Not sure on the name front ... but Rusty joiner wants to make me break out the oil to stop things from squeaking. lol!

4/29/2007 04:14:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

I found out about this guy last year while looking for cowboy pics. Despite what Trollop says, i know very little about the porn movie industry. But for someone who's not a pornstar (if that REALLY is the case) i'm telling you guys, i've seen this dude on a LOT of gay porn sites. LOL Oh well, he's not my type--Eduardo, Inamol, whatever his screen name is.

4/29/2007 12:40:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

LOL! You know what baffles me? Parents who have horrible names and then pass it to their own kids. For example: Beavis Jr.

I like Eduardo, Trollop. Very sexy. :D

4/29/2007 06:51:00 PM  

Blogger Shoshana said...

Doesn't this guy look like Val Kilmer?

4/29/2007 07:55:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Shosh! I said the same thing to Trollop LOL. I thought he looks like when Val Kilmer was hot, like in BATMAN FOREVER. :P

4/30/2007 05:14:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

"Doesn't this guy look like Val Kilmer?"

OMG. I thought the same thing! Dear Rusty has more "buff" body though.

4/30/2007 02:20:00 PM