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I’ve been offered by the campaign managers to co-host a special TV show to get undecided voters on our side (convince them to give their vote to my candidate). There will be between 9 and 12** half-hour shows broadcasted in 5 major channels.
This terrifies me. Not so much because of shyness, fear of public speaking or nervousness, but because TV makes you fat. Even one extra pound makes me look like a donut—imagine ten! People commit suicide for less than this!
IF I don’t look too bad, I’ll give you guys the link to the website where the shows will be uploaded—and that’s a big if. In any case it’s in Spanish so it’ll just be gibberish to most of you LOL.
**We have what’s called the Ballotage Voting System. The number of shows will depend on whether we get the 50% +1 votes necessary to win in the first round, or if another voting round will be needed.
This terrifies me. Not so much because of shyness, fear of public speaking or nervousness, but because TV makes you fat. Even one extra pound makes me look like a donut—imagine ten! People commit suicide for less than this!
IF I don’t look too bad, I’ll give you guys the link to the website where the shows will be uploaded—and that’s a big if. In any case it’s in Spanish so it’ll just be gibberish to most of you LOL.
**We have what’s called the Ballotage Voting System. The number of shows will depend on whether we get the 50% +1 votes necessary to win in the first round, or if another voting round will be needed.
Labels: politics crap, trollop and harlot’s stuff
Isabella said...
Congratulations Trollop!!! What a fabulous opportunity.
Don't worry, I am SURE, very sure you will do fine, and you'll look gorgeous and wonderful and you'll dazzle everyone with your wit. ;)
Just have fun!
2/17/2008 12:51:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Amazing! You can add this to your accomplishments list. My husband is bi-lingual and could watch the show if it's in our market. But I guess it would depend on who your candidiate is. In the end, how many people can say they can add this to their resume. You go Girl!!
2/17/2008 05:49:00 PM
Shoshana said...
Ooh Trollop, that's fantabulous! You'll be great at it, just like always...and you're not fat, so you'll look perfect.
Check out my new looks!
2/17/2008 07:44:00 PM
Jordis Juice said...
Trollop, great news! You'll look fabulous, as always. Have fun. :D
2/17/2008 09:41:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Oooo Trollop, you'll be great!
2/17/2008 11:15:00 PM
Anonymous said...
Trollop, I have no doubt you will look gorgeous on tv. Congrats on the new job!
2/18/2008 12:02:00 AM
Petra said...
Trollop, you'll be fine and you'll look gorgeous while convincing people to vote for you candidate. Don't be "too good" at it though, or they might end up voting for you. ;)
2/18/2008 12:46:00 AM
Alice said...
Trollop, you will be gorgeous! Congratulations!
2/18/2008 12:49:00 AM
... said...
Congratulations!! I'm sure you have nothing to worry about! You'll look great. :)
2/18/2008 01:25:00 AM
Harlot said...
Remember babe, you promise to greet me on air. *g*
2/18/2008 01:27:00 AM
Lily Moon said...
Congratulations! Trollop, we have seen your pictures girly, you have nothing to worry about. ^.^
2/18/2008 02:19:00 AM
Anonymous said...
That sounds so good! Congratulations! I really want to see it so you have to post it =D
2/18/2008 03:04:00 AM
Anonymous said...
You amazing b*tch! =D
This is awesome. I second Gabrielle's sentiment, I want to see it!
Olly
2/18/2008 09:34:00 PM
Lollie Rose said...
What fat? Pft. You'll be great. :) Congrats!
2/19/2008 12:27:00 AM
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