Saturday, February 11, 2006

No bambinos in Torino!

There appears to be an alarming lack of hot male athletes participating in the “Torino 2006” Winter Olympics. I’ve just spend the better part of an hour searching for some sporty eye candy to share with you wonderful ladies, when I noticed there are NO cute men! *gasp*

And this is not a cruel joke on my part, dear readers. I will give you proof that the best looking men I could find are some weird looking elves smoking huge pipes! Please, say it isn’t so! How are we supposed to stay tuned, let alone interested, if there are no hotties to keep us glued to the tube? I think I will have to switch teams during the Olympics and get female athletes eye candy (BF will be so happy LOL).

In any case, here are some cool pictures of the opening ceremonies. A picture of weird midgets smoking “something,” two of the skateboarders (trying to get excited... still not there but working on it), and a picture of Bode Miller, the only remotely hot looking guy in the whole pack.







As you can see I need your help. Please give me names of some HOT men we can root for during these games. I am desperate here. Counting on you guys to give us bitches a helping hand!

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12 comment(s):

Blogger Malicious Strumpet said...

As requested: Here are some names of hot Canadians. :D

Grant Albrecht (Luge)
Todd Bertuzzi (Ice Hockey)Martin Brodeur (Ice Hockey)
Adam Foote (Ice Hockey) Thomas Grandi (Alpine Skiing)
Ken Kotyk (Bobsleigh)
Brad Martin (Snowboard)
Kyle Nissen (Freestyle Skiing)
Drew Neilson (Snowboarding)
Wade Redden (Ice Hockey)
Ryan Semple (Alpine Skiing)
Marty Turco (Ice Hockey)
Tom Velisek (Snowboard)
Mathieu Turcotte (Short Track)


I'm working from pathetically small photos here, so you'll forgive me if I've suggested some less than completely hot men! ;)

2/11/2006 11:19:00 AM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring on the hot Canadians!!! Harlot, darling, how could you say there are no good looking men in the Olympics. I watched the opening ceremony and there were soooo many hotties *drool*. I will do my best to find you some.

2/11/2006 01:24:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to look towards the italian skiers. There must be a few among THEM!!

Who was the popular one(italian) from the last Olympics in european alps? Remember him?;)

Tami

2/11/2006 03:33:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You may want to look towards the italian skiers. There must be a few among THEM!!

Who was the popular one(italian) from the last Olympics in european alps? Remember him?;)

Tami

2/11/2006 03:33:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Malicious Strumpet,
Thanks for the names! I recognize the names of the other hockey players from NHL. Will check them all later. :D


Anon,
Tart gave me a name last night, a skateboarder, JEREMY BLOOM. Oh my.. yummy. LOL Also, another friend just mentioned his name. ;) She's sending me some pics i might share tomorrow with the rest of you ladies. You know me, am very generous in sharing my porn. :P

2/11/2006 03:48:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umberto Tomba.(sp?)

DH just gave me the name.
He was a hottie italian skier!

Tami

2/11/2006 06:14:00 PM  

Blogger Malicious Strumpet said...

Harlot - I'm watching the Figure Skating pairs short program right now. I'm telling you, there are more hot Canadians on the team. Here are two of them:

Craig Buntin (Figure Skating)
Bryce Davison (Figure Skating)

I think Bryce Davidson looks like Tag from Friends, Rachel's admin. assitant and then boyfriend.

Figure Skating Men. Gay? Maybe. Hot? Definitely!

2/11/2006 10:38:00 PM  

Blogger Magickal said...

I just found your blog by accident and I love it! You guys are great! Very very entertaining! Never thought about the hot guys/olympics thing but you're right, maybe with some more eye candy I'd watch more. I added a link to your site to my blog, hope that's okay!

2/12/2006 01:10:00 AM  

Blogger Magickal said...

Just wanted to say way to go! You guys are great! Very interesting! I found your blog by accident and I read it for hours. Never thought about the hot guys/olympics thing, maybe I would watch more of the olympics with some more eye candy! I added a link to your site to my blog, I hope thats okay! Keep up the good work!

2/12/2006 01:13:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

M Strumpet and Tami,
Ladies, thanks for the names. I'll look into them. :D No such thing as having too many hotties afterall. LOL


Magickal,
Welcome aboard. Thanks for linking us. Visit often as we have new things almost everyday. :)

2/13/2006 07:54:00 AM  

Blogger Dylan said...

Ooh great choices ladies, but I have to add Chad Hedrick to the list because I think he's such a hottie!!

Check him out...and ooh, can't wait to see more eye candy from you ladies!

I think Bode Miller (love his first name) is a cutie too, too bad I'm mad at him right now for not winning a medal in the downhill race thingy...*sigh*

2/13/2006 04:26:00 PM  

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2/13/2006 06:24:00 PM