Wednesday, August 9, 2006

Mr. Delish to the rescue

I wanted something so bad today and fucking bastard I didn’t get it. *seething* I turned to my ever-reliable Nutella for some comfort and fix and what did I find? A FUCKING EMPTY JAR! Arrrgggh!!! Seriously, I needed something to make my day, and I needed it BAD.

Who said having a stash of porn is wrong? Sanctimonious idiots. Anyway, I thought you guys might need cheering up too so here are some peeks of what I’ve been feasting on and can never get enough of. Now, some of you may get the impression I’m not selfish—ohhh, but I AM. *g* So no matter how tempting and yummy he looks, ladies, you better keep your hands to yourselves; I need ALL of him. No touching, and NO BITING!








**Photos by: Rogerio Faissal

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44 comment(s):

Blogger Vixen said...

Now this is what I like to see after coming back from vacation. I was feeling so low and sad, missing all the hot men I saw on the beach. Thanks, Harlot, this makes me feel much better :P

Mmm, they're all so good, I can't pick a favorite.

8/09/2006 02:37:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

OMG! He's so yummy!!!

Harlot, share some of him, you selfish girl! :P

Vixen, welcome back! Hope you had a great time. BTW, where did you go?

8/09/2006 02:50:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis said...

Mr Delish indeed!

OMG Harlot, he is so fine. Faint.

Now I need something bad too!!!!!LOL Thanks BBs!

8/09/2006 02:57:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'll have what your having Harlot. Thanks for sharing! LOL

8/09/2006 03:18:00 PM  

Blogger Petra said...



Now you made my day. LOL Thanks BBs! You rock!!!

8/09/2006 03:26:00 PM  

Blogger C Bradshaw said...


Thank you, Harlot! :D

8/09/2006 03:34:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

Oh god, he's back, and displaying himself like a maniac!

Sigh, I think I'm in love. LOL

Thanks BBs!

8/09/2006 03:38:00 PM  

Blogger Vixen said...

Thanks Isabella, I had a blast! I went to Jamaica for a girls trip. Talk about eye candy :P

8/09/2006 03:59:00 PM  

Blogger C. said...

ooooh, imagine him and Nutella....

8/09/2006 04:12:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

C, we're thinking of the same thing! Oh my... YUM.


8/09/2006 04:32:00 PM  

Blogger Princess said...

hmm yummmy hehehhehe and great blog ;)

8/09/2006 05:24:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Oooohh, nice! I think I like these batch better than the last time. Heheh

Thanks Harlot!

8/09/2006 05:26:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

BTW who watches Rockstar Supernova? I saw from the archives the BBs were watching American Idol. Just thought I should ask. I love RS! =P

8/09/2006 05:28:00 PM  

Blogger Aggie said...

Harlot - no touching and no biting. LMAO. Get real!

I know your tearing his trou off in photo 5 and I certainly know what you are up to in photo 6, you evil witch ... but, I'm there with you babe, every inch of the way.

That's the Nutella Milky Way ... I just happen to have a full jar.
Want to share girls? *wink*

Thanks be to Harlot!

8/09/2006 06:02:00 PM  

Anonymous Tinker Bell said...

Oh wow. Drool. He definitely makes me feel better. :P

Thank you BBs!

8/09/2006 06:14:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Is it so bad that I'm having impure thoughts about another man (ahem) when my boyfriend is in the next room? LOL

Aggie, you better pass that Nutella jar. Let's start while Harlot's not looking!!!

8/09/2006 06:18:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

I think I've seen this guy in porn movies....tasteful porn.... LOL and he can hammer like,.. like the pistons on an indy car !

8/09/2006 07:00:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

Are there pistons on an indy car?

8/09/2006 07:02:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Ya think he likes older chicks? Look out, ladies, look out ladies!

Tee hee.

DC :)

8/09/2006 07:59:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've yet to see anything that good in porn!

I must not be watching tasteful porn. LOL

8/09/2006 08:26:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Dakota, I think this guy has the stamina to service all of us. Ahem. That is IF Harlot lets him. LOL

Drool. Love him BBs!

8/09/2006 08:32:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

>>>I've yet to see anything that good in porn!
Don't you think at least the techniques are good? ;-P

Glad you had fun on your vacation!

Whatever it is i'm doing in those photos, that's between me and it--er, him, *ahem* you dirty perv!

He has stamina alright. Ay dios mio. *fanning self* But just for MEEE!!!

Lollie Rose,
I lub Rockstar Supernova. Watching the elimination right now actually LOL. (I might have a post about this show next week. Let's see.) Dilana ROCKS!

8/09/2006 08:52:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Jolie? Ya think? I can deal with sloppy hundreds if I must. LOL

DC :)

8/09/2006 09:05:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

Oh wow. Yum!

Aggie LOL

Lollie and Harlot, I too watch that show. I'm glad Jill got axed! I'm getting tired of seeing her on stage.

8/09/2006 09:41:00 PM  

Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

What is it about women and these pencil-boned, short-of-stature, gay men with chin clefts and hair bound to be gone at forty?

I mean, "Rosario" took these pictures and then took something else from this guy, if you know what I mean.

The guy has the kind of muscles that one gets working out on a Solarflex in front of a mirror while sticking your finger down your throat after every decent meal.

Crap, my forearms are bigger around than that little tennis ball you ladies think is a bicep bulge.

Five bucks says this guy couldn't pick up seventy percent of you ladies for a little "suspended animation" because he is so bony he'd simply fall apart.

"Oh no, I can't do it like that! Where is Rosario? I need my hair checked..."

Ya'll should be drooling over real men with real meat on their potatoes and some corn huskers for those "tender spots".

And where is GWB? Look Out Ladies!

8/09/2006 09:54:00 PM  

Blogger Dakota Cassidy said...

Green is SO in your color wheel, darling Scott. LMAO

DC :)

8/09/2006 11:12:00 PM  

Blogger HOTMAMA said...

I don't know,DC, there's something to be said for "suspended animation". Scott may have a point. Not many could "hold" up *wink*

8/09/2006 11:21:00 PM  

Blogger Scott from Oregon said...

It ain't green I'm feelin'...

It's confusion. Why would slender, sweet, shapely women want to bed down with a guy that is identical minus a pair of boobs and a monthly day of cleaning?

I mean, take away the cleft and the subble, and heck, 'd f--- it.

Seems to me a woman would want to shag it with a guy, not a hairy woman...

I mean, what kind of guy strips down for a guy named Rosario and let's him probe him with an SLR?

Think about it...

Me. Why, I can at least pick up a woman, if you know what I mean. Twirl her around all fancy like...

Make her see stars from high places...

That skinny popcorn fart can lay on a sheet and look pretty for his gay photographer boyfriend.

Whooopty dooopty!

8/09/2006 11:50:00 PM  

Anonymous Imogen R. said...


Oh wow, thanks so much. He's yummy heheh

Awesome blog you have here. :)

8/10/2006 12:02:00 AM  

Blogger Devonna said...

Now that is definitely good candy for me to take to bed....I'm sensing some sweet dreams tonight.

I also am glad Jill got the ax. I liked Josh, but he wasn't right for the band. Now, if they would just get rid of Zayra......

8/10/2006 12:18:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Devonna, I like Zayra! LOL I mean, she's not right for the band but she's so wacky and fun to watch. I'm glad she's still there and that Jill's out.

I like Lukas from the start but I want Dilana to win.

8/10/2006 10:32:00 AM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

Oh, Mr Delish is still here. Is it just me or he looks better today? =P

Harlot and Devonna, I'm glad Jill got axed too! I hope Ryan's next. I think it's going to be between Storm, Lukas and Dilana.

8/10/2006 11:24:00 AM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Goodness, what a beautiful man. *faint*

How could I have missed him yesterday??? I could have spent the day looking at him!

8/10/2006 11:40:00 AM  

Blogger Gun_Wielding_Bitch said...

I'd hit that. LOL.

8/10/2006 12:04:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

Oh ma ma mia.

Harlot, you didn't say no licking. Guess what i'll be doing. :P

8/10/2006 02:44:00 PM  

Blogger Sherry said...

Oooh ... look what I missed out on yesterday - yummy, yummy, slurp, slurp :-p

8/10/2006 06:03:00 PM  

Blogger Putita said...

He looks like my cheating ex. Fantastic shag however.

8/10/2006 07:31:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

I'm away because of work and moving stuff, and this is what you get up to while I'm gone? You're a shameless Harlot, and I love it LOL!

My fave is the second to last picture. He looks like he's being teased and yet is forbiden to come LOL I know the face *wink*

8/10/2006 11:31:00 PM  

Blogger Isa said...

Who is that guy?! as we say in my country "¡está rico!". Seriously those pictures cheer up to any woman.

8/10/2006 11:42:00 PM  

Blogger Serendipity said...

Harlot, may I borrow him for a day?

See, you have to share now coz I said pretty please.

If you don't, I will send you a GIANT BOB, I swear. And then how will you explain that to your postman (of course, begging the question about customs of tightass inspectors).

Besides, it's only for ONE (read that 24 hours) day.

8/11/2006 12:05:00 AM  

Blogger Serendipity said...

Aggie, what do you mean Nutella Milky Way

where does one get hold of that sin?

8/11/2006 12:07:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Where have you been? Btw did you already get the package i've sent?

Giant BOB? Oohhh, can i please have a g-spot vibe instead? :-P

And NO. I'm not through with him yet; you and Aggie and the rest will just have to wait, hmph. Rachel, NO LICKING EITHER!

8/11/2006 12:22:00 AM  

Anonymous Zoe said...

Oh wow. Yum yum yum

LOL Great blog.

8/12/2006 08:48:00 PM  

Blogger Woman with kids said...

By all that is good and horny, he is quite yummy. Wonderful eye candy... nice job!

9/05/2006 07:01:00 PM