Friday, September 7, 2007


No internet connection is fucking hell, I tell you. I couldn’t even play that stupid ninja monkey popping balloon game—oh, how I missed that dart-throwing chimp! *sniff* I had little choice in the matter but to do the only possible thing: clean my computer. *shudder* Toldja, HELL. Well, Trollop had been nagging me forever about my cluttered folders, how I keep everything, that I don’t erase stuff, yada yada, so I decided to remove some files and you know what I just realized? I really have tons of porn! LOL (My “Male Appreciation” folder is 800 MB. Eheh. :/)

I was discarding the least palatable “collection” (farewell, my beauties—ohhh I won’t forget our times together *sob*) when I came across a photo of Moise Santamaria. *hand on mouth, gasp* OHMYGOD! I cannot believe I forgot about this kickboxer! Inexcusable, for shame!!!

I swear, not only does he posses a yummy beauty, but also an ineffably mighty, absolutely magnificent cock. *g* I know it’s not the size of the ship that matters but the motion in the ocean but MOTHER OF GAWWD! *looks around* *whispers* This dude is hung like a horse! Hee. (See for yourself after the jump; soooo NSFW. The images are too porn-ish but they’re too good not to be shared. :P)


27 comment(s):

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Holy shit! I'm speechless. OMG. I would have to start watching boxing... lol


9/07/2007 02:55:00 PM  

Anonymous Terrie said...


9/07/2007 03:36:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

My mom reads this blog you vile despoiler of innocents!!!!!!!!!!

9/07/2007 04:01:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Oh, and errr, that guy's cock looks like an ant eater's trunk LOL (I'm sure my mom would agree!).

9/07/2007 04:01:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

OMG still laughing LOL!

Trollop said, cover it up cover it up!!! But the only reason i posted this was because of his cock!

Well, it's uncut so it looks weird. But jeyzuz, look at it--it's HUGE and it's not even hard!

9/07/2007 04:25:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...



I . . .


9/07/2007 04:45:00 PM  

Blogger Thomas J. Brown said...

Hmm... Reminds me of Ewan McGregor in The Pillow Book. I mean, damn, that boy's got it going on!

I know what a pain cleaning out your computer is. I've been avoiding doing it for a long time.

9/07/2007 05:04:00 PM  

Blogger Ra-Ra-Ra-Rachel said...

WHOA! Gosh, makes me kind of regret getting married four weeks ago!!!

Just kidding!!!

9/07/2007 05:08:00 PM  

Blogger QB said...

DAYUM Bitch!! How could you have lost HIM in your man candy folder!

You know, besides his uber impressive dangly bits, I have to say that he's got an EXTREMELY bite-worthy ass!

9/07/2007 05:19:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Mymymymymymymy! Who is this kick boxer: is he single, is he gay? Where is he from?

Look at that agility... that muscles... that butt... that dick! I'm sorry I can't help myself!

9/07/2007 05:34:00 PM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

I can't decide which is more impressive, his flexibility or his - ahem - endowment.

9/07/2007 05:52:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

OMG! I just said "OMG" outloud my officemates are looking at me weird. What can I say? I just saw a horse!!

9/07/2007 06:08:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...


Gorgeous beef! Er man meat! Er kick boxer!

9/07/2007 06:23:00 PM  

Blogger Pepper said...

I own 13 horses...and I think this guy could give them a run for their money!

9/07/2007 07:04:00 PM  

Anonymous Andy said...

My God. If only all the hot athletes have pictures like these, sports is going to be so much more addictive!

9/07/2007 07:32:00 PM  

Anonymous Andy said...

Pepper! OMG. I haven't had the time
to inspect a horse's ummm thing.... but I'll take your word for it!

9/07/2007 07:35:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

Oh dear, dear, dear... lovely. And what a nice ass. :-)

9/07/2007 09:25:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Holycrap! That is a horse!

9/07/2007 09:49:00 PM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

OH MY GOD. My mouth is literally hanging open as I type these words!

9/07/2007 10:33:00 PM  

Anonymous Mikal said...

It's a dang good thing that I didn't check this post IN PUBLIC!!

Ahh! My eyes!! LOL. I lurve his biceps. :)

9/08/2007 01:00:00 AM  

Blogger December/Stacia said...

Holy crap! That's lovely.

9/08/2007 05:42:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Laughing at the comments here. You guys are a bunch of pervs! :P

Thomas J. Brown,
Hmmm, perhaps you need to get disconnected as well so as to be forced to clean your computer. ;P

Haven't seen The Pillow Book but now i have to! Welcome, hope you join us often.

Best wishes. :D

I gotta agree with the luscious ass. Mmm mmmm..

Does it matter if he's gay? :P He's Brazilian.

9/08/2007 07:16:00 AM  

Blogger Midas said...

O.M.G. And to think he looks kind of slim!

Gotta go and jump my husband think he'll get offended that it's err...spontaneous by this guy's anteater's trunk?

9/08/2007 11:00:00 AM  

Blogger Thomas J. Brown said...

Disconnected? NO!!! I'd go mad without the internet!

Actually, two new computers are on their way to replace a couple of older ones, so I have to go through the files and delete/backup everything.

After this post, I think I'll start with my porn. -)

9/08/2007 12:55:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

Excuse me, had to wipe off drool from my shirt.

I'm speechless.

9/09/2007 07:47:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! I'm in love !


9/10/2007 05:22:00 PM  

Blogger Anne Douglas said...

Wonder if he's a show'er not a grow'er? Either way, even if he just got harder and not bigger thats damn impressive!

9/12/2007 08:43:00 PM