Friday, September 7, 2007

Santamaria!

No internet connection is fucking hell, I tell you. I couldn’t even play that stupid ninja monkey popping balloon game—oh, how I missed that dart-throwing chimp! *sniff* I had little choice in the matter but to do the only possible thing: clean my computer. *shudder* Toldja, HELL. Well, Trollop had been nagging me forever about my cluttered folders, how I keep everything, that I don’t erase stuff, yada yada, so I decided to remove some files and you know what I just realized? I really have tons of porn! LOL (My “Male Appreciation” folder is 800 MB. Eheh. :/)

I was discarding the least palatable “collection” (farewell, my beauties—ohhh I won’t forget our times together *sob*) when I came across a photo of Moise Santamaria. *hand on mouth, gasp* OHMYGOD! I cannot believe I forgot about this kickboxer! Inexcusable, for shame!!!

I swear, not only does he posses a yummy beauty, but also an ineffably mighty, absolutely magnificent cock. *g* I know it’s not the size of the ship that matters but the motion in the ocean but MOTHER OF GAWWD! *looks around* *whispers* This dude is hung like a horse! Hee. (See for yourself after the jump; soooo NSFW. The images are too porn-ish but they’re too good not to be shared. :P)




















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27 comment(s):

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Holy shit! I'm speechless. OMG. I would have to start watching boxing... lol

Olly

9/07/2007 02:55:00 PM  

Anonymous Terrie said...

O.M.G.

9/07/2007 03:36:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

My mom reads this blog you vile despoiler of innocents!!!!!!!!!!

9/07/2007 04:01:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

Oh, and errr, that guy's cock looks like an ant eater's trunk LOL (I'm sure my mom would agree!).

9/07/2007 04:01:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

OMG still laughing LOL!

Trollop said, cover it up cover it up!!! But the only reason i posted this was because of his cock!

Well, it's uncut so it looks weird. But jeyzuz, look at it--it's HUGE and it's not even hard!

9/07/2007 04:25:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

OMG!

*gasp*

I . . .

OMG

9/07/2007 04:45:00 PM  

Blogger Thomas J. Brown said...

Hmm... Reminds me of Ewan McGregor in The Pillow Book. I mean, damn, that boy's got it going on!

I know what a pain cleaning out your computer is. I've been avoiding doing it for a long time.

9/07/2007 05:04:00 PM  

Blogger Ra-Ra-Ra-Rachel said...

WHOA! Gosh, makes me kind of regret getting married four weeks ago!!!

Just kidding!!!

9/07/2007 05:08:00 PM  

Blogger QB said...

DAYUM Bitch!! How could you have lost HIM in your man candy folder!

You know, besides his uber impressive dangly bits, I have to say that he's got an EXTREMELY bite-worthy ass!

9/07/2007 05:19:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Mymymymymymymy! Who is this kick boxer: is he single, is he gay? Where is he from?

Look at that agility... that muscles... that butt... that dick! I'm sorry I can't help myself!

9/07/2007 05:34:00 PM  

Anonymous Lindsey said...

I can't decide which is more impressive, his flexibility or his - ahem - endowment.

9/07/2007 05:52:00 PM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

OMG! I just said "OMG" outloud my officemates are looking at me weird. What can I say? I just saw a horse!!

9/07/2007 06:08:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

OH
MY
GOD

Gorgeous beef! Er man meat! Er kick boxer!

9/07/2007 06:23:00 PM  

Blogger Pepper said...

I own 13 horses...and I think this guy could give them a run for their money!

9/07/2007 07:04:00 PM  

Anonymous Andy said...

My God. If only all the hot athletes have pictures like these, sports is going to be so much more addictive!

9/07/2007 07:32:00 PM  

Anonymous Andy said...

Pepper! OMG. I haven't had the time
to inspect a horse's ummm thing.... but I'll take your word for it!

9/07/2007 07:35:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

Oh dear, dear, dear... lovely. And what a nice ass. :-)

9/07/2007 09:25:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Holycrap! That is a horse!

9/07/2007 09:49:00 PM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

OH MY GOD. My mouth is literally hanging open as I type these words!

9/07/2007 10:33:00 PM  

Anonymous Mikal said...

It's a dang good thing that I didn't check this post IN PUBLIC!!

Ahh! My eyes!! LOL. I lurve his biceps. :)

9/08/2007 01:00:00 AM  

Blogger December/Stacia said...

Holy crap! That's lovely.

9/08/2007 05:42:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Laughing at the comments here. You guys are a bunch of pervs! :P


Thomas J. Brown,
Hmmm, perhaps you need to get disconnected as well so as to be forced to clean your computer. ;P

Haven't seen The Pillow Book but now i have to! Welcome, hope you join us often.


Ra-ra-ra-rachel!
Best wishes. :D


QB,
I gotta agree with the luscious ass. Mmm mmmm..


Jolie,
Does it matter if he's gay? :P He's Brazilian.

9/08/2007 07:16:00 AM  

Blogger Midas said...

O.M.G. And to think he looks kind of slim!

Gotta go and jump my husband now...you think he'll get offended that it's err...spontaneous by this guy's anteater's trunk?

9/08/2007 11:00:00 AM  

Blogger Thomas J. Brown said...

Disconnected? NO!!! I'd go mad without the internet!

Actually, two new computers are on their way to replace a couple of older ones, so I have to go through the files and delete/backup everything.

After this post, I think I'll start with my porn. -)

9/08/2007 12:55:00 PM  

Blogger Menchie said...

Excuse me, had to wipe off drool from my shirt.

I'm speechless.

9/09/2007 07:47:00 PM  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! I'm in love !

Len

9/10/2007 05:22:00 PM  

Blogger Anne Douglas said...

Wonder if he's a show'er not a grow'er? Either way, even if he just got harder and not bigger thats damn impressive!

9/12/2007 08:43:00 PM