Santamaria!
No internet connection is fucking hell, I tell you. I couldn’t even play that stupid ninja monkey popping balloon game—oh, how I missed that dart-throwing chimp! *sniff* I had little choice in the matter but to do the only possible thing: clean my computer. *shudder* Toldja, HELL. Well, Trollop had been nagging me forever about my cluttered folders, how I keep everything, that I don’t erase stuff, yada yada, so I decided to remove some files and you know what I just realized? I really have tons of porn! LOL (My “Male Appreciation” folder is 800 MB. Eheh. :/)
I was discarding the least palatable “collection” (farewell, my beauties—ohhh I won’t forget our times together *sob*) when I came across a photo of Moise Santamaria. *hand on mouth, gasp* OHMYGOD! I cannot believe I forgot about this kickboxer! Inexcusable, for shame!!!
I swear, not only does he posses a yummy beauty, but also an ineffably mighty, absolutely magnificent cock. *g* I know it’s not the size of the ship that matters but the motion in the ocean but MOTHER OF GAWWD! *looks around* *whispers* This dude is hung like a horse! Hee. (See for yourself after the jump; soooo NSFW. The images are too porn-ish but they’re too good not to be shared. :P)
I was discarding the least palatable “collection” (farewell, my beauties—ohhh I won’t forget our times together *sob*) when I came across a photo of Moise Santamaria. *hand on mouth, gasp* OHMYGOD! I cannot believe I forgot about this kickboxer! Inexcusable, for shame!!!
I swear, not only does he posses a yummy beauty, but also an ineffably mighty, absolutely magnificent cock. *g* I know it’s not the size of the ship that matters but the motion in the ocean but MOTHER OF GAWWD! *looks around* *whispers* This dude is hung like a horse! Hee. (See for yourself after the jump; soooo NSFW. The images are too porn-ish but they’re too good not to be shared. :P)
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Holy shit! I'm speechless. OMG. I would have to start watching boxing... lol
Olly
9/07/2007 02:55:00 PM
O.M.G.
9/07/2007 03:36:00 PM
My mom reads this blog you vile despoiler of innocents!!!!!!!!!!
9/07/2007 04:01:00 PM
OMG still laughing LOL!
Trollop said, cover it up cover it up!!! But the only reason i posted this was because of his cock!
Well, it's uncut so it looks weird. But jeyzuz, look at it--it's HUGE and it's not even hard!
9/07/2007 04:25:00 PM
OMG!
*gasp*
I . . .
OMG
9/07/2007 04:45:00 PM
Hmm... Reminds me of Ewan McGregor in The Pillow Book. I mean, damn, that boy's got it going on!
I know what a pain cleaning out your computer is. I've been avoiding doing it for a long time.
9/07/2007 05:04:00 PM
WHOA! Gosh, makes me kind of regret getting married four weeks ago!!!
Just kidding!!!
9/07/2007 05:08:00 PM
I can't decide which is more impressive, his flexibility or his - ahem - endowment.
9/07/2007 05:52:00 PM
OMG! I just said "OMG" outloud my officemates are looking at me weird. What can I say? I just saw a horse!!
9/07/2007 06:08:00 PM
OH
MY
GOD
Gorgeous beef! Er man meat! Er kick boxer!
9/07/2007 06:23:00 PM
I own 13 horses...and I think this guy could give them a run for their money!
9/07/2007 07:04:00 PM
My God. If only all the hot athletes have pictures like these, sports is going to be so much more addictive!
9/07/2007 07:32:00 PM
Pepper! OMG. I haven't had the time
to inspect a horse's ummm thing.... but I'll take your word for it!
9/07/2007 07:35:00 PM
Holycrap! That is a horse!
9/07/2007 09:49:00 PM
OH MY GOD. My mouth is literally hanging open as I type these words!
9/07/2007 10:33:00 PM
It's a dang good thing that I didn't check this post IN PUBLIC!!
Ahh! My eyes!! LOL. I lurve his biceps. :)
9/08/2007 01:00:00 AM
Holy crap! That's lovely.
9/08/2007 05:42:00 AM
Laughing at the comments here. You guys are a bunch of pervs! :P
Thomas J. Brown,
Hmmm, perhaps you need to get disconnected as well so as to be forced to clean your computer. ;P
Haven't seen The Pillow Book but now i have to! Welcome, hope you join us often.
Ra-ra-ra-rachel!
Best wishes. :D
QB,
I gotta agree with the luscious ass. Mmm mmmm..
Jolie,
Does it matter if he's gay? :P He's Brazilian.
9/08/2007 07:16:00 AM
O.M.G. And to think he looks kind of slim!
Gotta go and jump my husband now...you think he'll get offended that it's err...spontaneous by this guy's anteater's trunk?
9/08/2007 11:00:00 AM
Disconnected? NO!!! I'd go mad without the internet!
Actually, two new computers are on their way to replace a couple of older ones, so I have to go through the files and delete/backup everything.
After this post, I think I'll start with my porn. -)
9/08/2007 12:55:00 PM
Excuse me, had to wipe off drool from my shirt.
I'm speechless.
9/09/2007 07:47:00 PM
OMG! I'm in love !
Len
9/10/2007 05:22:00 PM
Wonder if he's a show'er not a grow'er? Either way, even if he just got harder and not bigger thats damn impressive!
9/12/2007 08:43:00 PM
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