Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Bitchy fortune cookies


I used to like fortune cookies (told you guys I’m quarter Chinese, right?) until I started getting fortunes like: “It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.” Or something like: “You need to change; you’re bad and you’re dirty.” Stupid cookie. *hmph*

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4 comment(s):

Blogger Petra said...

What a bitch. Time to get some professional help? What, you're going to pay for it? Answer me, cookie!

:P

10/09/2007 04:10:00 PM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

That's just plain depressing :S

10/10/2007 05:09:00 AM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

If you get one of those bitchy fortunes when you are cranky, I pity the poor cookie.

Olly

10/10/2007 09:06:00 AM  

Anonymous donna said...

imagine being in a restaurant and calling the waiter back and saying i want another cookie, this one's obviously not mine hmmph ;)

10/10/2007 11:37:00 AM