Friday, February 24, 2006

Bitchin' News (02/24)

  • Teen guilty of killing, dismembering classmate. Illinois girl, 16, was choked, burned, beaten, sawed up, and hidden in two counties after argument over boys. -You see, Harlot, this is what happens when girls argue over boys. Do you still want to fight me over Matt? HUH? I suggest you think about twice LOL. But seriously, this is very sad. The girl that did this cannot possibly be mentally healthy.
  • James Frey, who admitted last month he made up much of his best-selling memoir A Million Little Pieces, has been dropped by his publisher, Riverhead Books. -Wow, poor Frey. But you know how it goes, Oprah giveth, Oprah taketh. Others will think twice before trying to fool this daytime goddess again!
  • A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested. prosecutors say victim beaten so badly he had to be ID’d by fingerprints. -Huh? This can’t be true. Honestly who would do such a thing? How could toilet paper be THAT important to a person? *very confused*
  • The promise of an easy million bucks, a stage crowded with sexy models and the smoothly calibrated charm of host Howie Mandel made Deal or No Deal an unexpected hit in television’s December dead zone. Now the NBC game show, returning 8 p.m. ET Monday for five consecutive days, is getting the chance to prove it’s the real deal and can compete in the thick of the TV season. -I really liked this show. I hope it gets the ratings it needs to stick. Fun and relaxing to watch; no real concentration needed LOL.
  • Cohen again fails to live up to expectations. The porcelain doll cracked. She fell. And then fell again. Like so much else in these Olympics, Cohen failed to deliver on her potential and promise. Though America’s best gold medal hope recovered her poise, gathered herself together and ultimately had the silver medal slipped around her slender neck. -I felt really bad for Sasha, but even worse for Irina. I mean, she has the saddest of sad stories, with her mom dying and her skating defying an illness. *sad*

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3 comment(s):

Blogger Jo said...

hmmm.... first one sounds like the bad book i just read..... and about the toilet paper.... if your hard up for money... walk into a really dirty crappy gas station bathroom and take the roll on the toilet... if not.... GO BUT SOME YA JERK!

2/24/2006 03:43:00 AM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Trollop,

Yes, stop fighting me over Matt. *sigh* He doesn't want you. He loves me and needs me. You can have that guy who beat his roommate with a sledgehammer.

2/24/2006 05:28:00 AM  

Blogger Contesa said...

Irina should have won, she's still the best :-D

2/24/2006 09:14:00 AM