Wednesday, June 6, 2007

OH GOOD GOD. JKR hints at Harry Potter date rape!



Please tell me there is no crumple-horned snorkack sex involved in this. :S Mmmm, well, maybe with a Romanian LONGhorn... ;P

NOTE: Don’t forget, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban discussion starts June 9th!


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23 comment(s):

Blogger MBZ said...

lol funny stuff

6/06/2007 01:46:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

OMG. I couldn't believe it at first then... I just kept watching the video - how funny! LOL. Even the ticker news below are funny.

6/06/2007 02:21:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

OMG. Imagine if it were Hagrid!

This is priceless: Harry Potter hardcore! Raw, raw, RAW...

6/06/2007 02:41:00 PM  

Blogger Vanessa said...

This is so wrong! And so very funny, lol.

6/06/2007 04:22:00 PM  

Blogger Ladybug said...

BBs, you'll be the death of me. I thought it was true!

6/06/2007 09:23:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Did you see the vice president of Scholastic? I bet HE did the raping! Good spoof nevertheless. lol

Olly

6/06/2007 09:31:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Olly, I know what you mean. "Beautiful moment"? WTF!

Romanian longhorn. LOL!

6/06/2007 10:14:00 PM  

Blogger Lollie Rose said...

I was alarmed there for a second! Good one :D

6/06/2007 10:26:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

This is all Trollop's BF's fault, i tell ya. I've never heard of this Onion and i really believed this for a bit you know! Well, until i heard the "bleed to death" part... Eh?

That Scholastic VP gives me the creeps!

6/06/2007 10:40:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Oh btw, if you hover your cursor on the bottom part where the ticker lies, different windowy thingy of news will appear. Some of them are hilarious!

6/06/2007 10:41:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Harlot, I didn't notice that. The one with the panda "no want baby cement box no friends" had me laughing! lol

Olly

6/06/2007 10:56:00 PM  

Blogger Rachel said...

That was funny! Although I would be horrified if it were true. Gang rape is unacceptable especially for Hogwarts.

6/06/2007 11:18:00 PM  

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6/06/2007 11:21:00 PM  

Blogger Isabella said...

Is that Ham Hate Crime really from Fox? I like the panda news best. LOL.

6/06/2007 11:40:00 PM  

Blogger Lorelei said...

Guilty until proven innocent! You had me there for a moment ;) That's a good one.

Love the mention of the crumple-horned snorkack. Luna cracks me up!

6/07/2007 01:09:00 AM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

I believed this right until that creepo VP showed up. Well, until he smiled LOL He looks like he has sex with small animals and beats old ladies with canes.

Anywho, the second time I saw it I thought it was FUNNY LOL

Sex change operation? That's an end Snape deserves if he did kill dumbledore *GRRR*

6/07/2007 04:49:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

This has got to be wrong! I was really horrified. And they even had a JK Rowling interview and it sounded exactly like her!

But I admit, I laughed myself silly after I watched it the second time. LOL

6/07/2007 09:57:00 AM  

Blogger Danielle De Barbarac said...

Can you imagine if it were true? It's not as if it's not allowed. There are young adult books that deal with the topic of rape. It's horrible I know, but some authors try to teach/warn that way.

6/07/2007 10:02:00 AM  

Anonymous ~Cassie~ said...

That's funny. Good one BBs.

6/07/2007 03:09:00 PM  

Anonymous ALE said...

LMAO. That was hilarious. I don't know what was funnier, the scrolling news on the bottom or the HP news.

6/07/2007 09:24:00 PM  

Blogger Lily Moon said...

OMG hahahaha.... That's a great spoof. I needed that. Thanks bitches. If it were true, I'd be crying now while trying to figure out who the victim is. I don't think I can handle 2 dead characters with date rape and the possible death of Harry!

6/08/2007 01:07:00 AM  

Blogger Aggie said...

That scholastic rep would make an excellent villain ... verra verra creepy. lol!

6/08/2007 06:50:00 AM  

Blogger Virginia said...

My boyfriend showed me this video the other day and I totally started to fall for it! He's a recently converted Potthead, actually...after 4 years of my nagging--er, I mean, after 4 years of my feminine wiles!

6/08/2007 12:55:00 PM