Friday, January 4, 2008

Harlot, just so you don't say I never do anything to make you laugh, you evil woman


It is not humanly possible to write a soap opera as dramatic as the life Britney Spears actually lives.

Tonight at Spears’ home, while allegedly on some sort of drugs, Britney refused to hand over her children to Kevin’s bodyguard at the court appointed time. The standoff lasted over four hours, and police, as well as Kevin himself came to confront the popstar.

TMZ is reporting that an ambulance actually took Britney from her home in a gurney, and that after over a year of totally insane behavior, medical professionals will finally have their say in the matter.

We’re told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a “medical hold”—essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an “unknown substance.”




Let’s take a look back at Britney Spears’ toxic behavior in 2007... failed rehab attempts, random tattoos, that infamous shaved head incident, umbrella battles with the paparazzi, crotch shots, an uninspired VMA performance, that OK magazine breakdown, her daily habit of driving around Hollywood at night to be photographed, a constant change in companions, her feud with the rest of the Spears clan, an alleged affair with one of the paparazzi who follows her every move, and last but not least allegations of bad parenting including whitening her children’s teeth and feeding them pop out of their bottles.


I really feel sorry for this girl. I wonder if she could send a couple of those millions she throws away to me. I would surely put them to better use than she does. I mean, have you see the horrid clothes she wears? I’d buy way cuter stuff. *g*

Now these people should take a trip to London and find the crazy fuck goes by Amy Wino.


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14 comment(s):

Blogger Harlot said...

Ohgod, please PLEEEEASE tell me they used tranquiler darts to capture her..

I don't know why these quacks have to "evaluate" whether this bitch is nuts or not. Jesus, what more proof do they want?! For her to jump off a bridge because she thinks she's Big Bird?

And why the hell is she naked in that ambulance pic? No, Brit Brit, you're not going to a nekkid party. Down, Brit Brit, down! Bad, Brit Brit!

1/04/2008 11:59:00 AM  

Anonymous Carrie said...

Oh my god, this girl who is only a couple years older than me that already has two kids and is a multi-millionaire makes me laugh...and maybe a tiny bit sad. She definitely needs her kids taken away, stat. I admit to a guilty obsession with Dlisted, but I haven't checked it today...I can't wait to see what he says about this mess (and I'm referring to Brit, not the situation :P).

1/04/2008 02:01:00 PM  

Anonymous karamia said...

I feel so sorry for those kids. And this girl (Brit) is completely losing her mind and the whole world gets to watch. Who would have ever thought that Brit could make K Fed look like father of the year? That takes a lot of crazy to do that.

1/04/2008 02:09:00 PM  

Blogger ...dance? said...

Is is just me or doesn't she look eerily like Katie Holmes in that picture?

I hope she gets some help that works. Poor kids.

1/04/2008 03:11:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

Gak! She does looks like Katie Holmes in that pic. And to think i thought Katie's kinda hot... :S

Gotta agree with Karamia. But have to ask, is K Fed a bad dad? I mean, not that i like him or find him fuckable in any way. He's a greasy pimp but, ya know, never heard (well, i haven't yet) of him doing something stupid to his kids.

1/04/2008 03:59:00 PM  

Blogger Vicious Trollop said...

I just read she tested negative for drugs/booze so whatever is wrong with her has to be some psychological thing. The newspapers say she was laughing histerically while being strapped to the gurney and all the way to the hospital.

Poor girl.

1/04/2008 04:34:00 PM  

Blogger Harlot said...

"I just read she tested negative for drugs/booze"

Oh for the love of gawd, that's got to be a fucking joke!

You know, she might only be doing this to get the attention back to her. She didn't like it that prego lil sis got all the attentions lately.

1/04/2008 05:06:00 PM  

Anonymous Ollenska said...

Very disturbing. Britney obviously needs help. She MUST get healthy and be a good mom. Stop thinking of other things. Just do it for her kids and for her herself.

Olly

1/04/2008 07:15:00 PM  

Blogger Jolie said...

Cops, ambulance, lawyers.... talk about a show! Brit probably planned this to start out 2008 making headlines once again.
:P

Kidding aside, she sure has mental issues that need to be dealt with.

1/04/2008 07:20:00 PM  

Anonymous Jenna said...

Britney wasn't naked, but she was strapped to a gurney like a mental patient.

1/04/2008 07:34:00 PM  

Anonymous Gabrielle said...

This is just sad.

I just found it ironic that the mother was going to write a book on good Christian parenting.

1/04/2008 10:07:00 PM  

Blogger Jordis Juice said...

Britney Spears is a danger to others and to herself. I think it's good that this happened because now they can require her to have treatment and medications. She went to rehab last year but that was voluntary so she easily got out. She obviously needs psychological help. Require her to have it.

1/05/2008 07:22:00 AM  

Anonymous karamia said...

I don't think K Fed is a bad dad. But before this all started, I would not have thought he would be emerging looking like the competent, sane one.
I feel sorry for all of them.

1/05/2008 06:43:00 PM  

Anonymous Jenna said...

Something good came out of this - Britney will get psychiatric help.

http://www.pagesix.com/story/extended+hospital+stay+britney

The troubled pop star will be going into extended inpatient psychiatric care at an undisclosed location in California, a family insider told PageSix.com exclusively. The source added that Britney is doing this voluntarily.

Britney had a complete "nervous breakdown and there is no drug or alcohol problem with her," the concerned insider explained.

In the wake of Britney's psychiatric breakdown, Jamie Spears, Kevin Federline and Sam Lutfi are united in their grief and concern for the "Toxic" star.

The source revealed that three worried men huddled together in the early hours of Friday morning in the psychiatric ward visiting room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A., and "broke down and cried over the horrible events that occurred late Thursday night."

Kevin hasn't been at the hospital the entire time as he has been taking care of his and Britney's kids, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. But Britney's ex-husband has been in constant contact with Jamie and "he's asking for frequent updates on the mother of his children."

Kevin arriving to pick up his kids — the incident which kick-started the whole ordeal.

Kevin (right) was granted full temporary custody of the boys yesterday and Britney's visitation was temporarily suspended. Our source tells us that Kevin doesn't ever want to keep Britney from the boys, but wants her to get the help she needs in order for her to "be the best mom and person Kevin knows she is capable of being."

1/05/2008 07:05:00 PM